Fruits | There was these two boys named Jimmy and Fred and one day they decided to try to bungie jump off there house roof with there bed sheets. They both did and landed on there behind and in pain they looked up and saw who else but there parents!!! There dad was very mad and said, "For your punishment go to the store and buy your most favorite fruit and I will stick it up your ass." So they did, Jimmy came home first with an orange and his dad stuck it up his ass. But instead of him crying he started laughing. Then his dad being really mad said, "Whats so funny!?!?!" Then Jimmy said, "Look what Fred brought home, a watermelon! | |
