I`m a tough... It was the first day of school, and the teacher asks everyone what there name were,when she got to this one little boy and asked "Hello what`s your name?" The little boy responded "I`m a tough mother fucker from Tennessee I`ll kick your ass from tree to tree"
"What did you say?" asked the teacher.
"You heard me" the little boy said.
"I`m sorry but I`ll have to send you to the principal`s office"said the teacher.When the little boy got there the principal asked what his name was.The little boy once again responded: "I`m a tough mother fucker from Tennessee I`ll kick your ass from tree to tree" So the principal send him home. On his way he met up with these 2 guys with guns. They asked what his name was."I`m a tough mother fucker from Tennessee I`ll kick your ass from tree to tree" So the little boy got shot,and went to heaven.When he got there God asked what his name was. "I`m a tough mother fucker from Tennessee I`ll kick your ass from tree to tree" So the little boy went to hell. There the little boy asked the devil who he was(the little boy doesn` know who the devil was) The devil responded: "I`m a tough mother fucker from down bellow I`ll burn your ass from head to toe". | |
