The Alphabet Once there was a kid in kindergarten. His assignment for the first day was to figure out the first five letters of the alphabet.
So the boy went home and when he got inside his mom was on the phone. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was. She replied "shut-up" because she was on the phone. So he wrote it down.
Then he went to his sister who was listening to music. He asked her what the second letter of the alphabet was. She replied "boogie woogie woogie". So the boy wrote it down.
Next he went to his brother who was watching tv. He asked what the third letter of the alphabet was. He replied "superman!" So the boy wrote it down.
Then the boy went to his dad who was watching sports. He asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was. He replied, "49-49". So the boy wrote it down.
Finally, he went to his mom again. She was cooking dinner. He asked her what the fifth letter of the alphabet was. She replied, "my buns are burning!". So the boy wrote it down.
So the nexy day ay school, the boys teacher asked what the first letter of the alphabet was. The boy raised his hand and blurted out "Shut up!". The teacher replied, "excuse me". The boy then said, "boogie woogie woogie". The teacher said, "who do you think you are?" The boy replied, "superman!". So the teacher sent him to the princapal.
The pricapal asked him how many whoopings he wanted. The boy then said, "49-49!"
The boy got his whoopings and the princapal said, "now, what do you have to say for yourself?" And the boy said,"my buns are burning!" | |
