Naming animals Little Johnny and his classmates were in the middle of a class identifying pictures the teacher showed them.
The teacher showed a picture of a lion.
"Can anyone tell me what this is?" the teacher asked.
"It's a lion!" Little Johnny said.
"Correct!" she said happily.
She then showed a picture of a monkey.
"Children, now which one is this?"
"It's a monkey" Little Johnny responded.
"Yes, very good John!" the teacher said.
Afterwards, she held up a picture of a deer.
"Do you know which one this is?"
Little Johnny and the rest of the class hesitated.
"Oh, come on," she said, "it's what your mom calls your dad!"
Little Johnny thought for a moment and he then answered, "It's a horny bastard!" | |
