Hello policeman A little girl and her dad were driving on the motorway.The dad started to speed and was stopped by a policeman.
The Dad pulled in and said to the policeman "Shut up, bastard," and then drove off. Five minutes later,the little girl said "Daddy, what does Bastard mean?" The Dad replied "It's another word for policeman." When they got home, there was a poo on the doormat, and the Dad said "Which Shitty-Witty did that?" The little girl said, "Daddy, what does Shitty-Witty mean?" The Dad said "it's another word for doormat." The little girl went upstairs, and saw her brother shaving.
Her brother cut himself, and said "Bollocks!" The girl said "Brother, what does Bollocks mean?" The brother said "It's another word for shaving." The little girl went downstairs, and saw her Mother cutting up a turkey. She cut herself, and shouted out "Oh fuck!" The little girl said "Mummy, what does fuck mean?" Her Mum replied "it's another word for turkey". The Policeman rang on the doorbell, and the little girl answered it and said "Hello bastard, wipe your shoes on the Shitty-Witty doormat. My brother is upstairs shaving his bollocks, and my Mum is in the kitchen, fucking the turkey!" | |
