Where's The P? | There once was a boy. It was his first day in school. Sometime in the middle of the day he asked his teacher, "May I go to the washroom?" The teacher answered, "You have to say the entire alphabet first." "Okay," he answered. "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z," He said. "What happened to the P?" she asked. "It's running down my pants!" he said. | |
