Biggest Eel Bill was 9 years old- and old enough to be hearing things about sex. He comes home and asks his mother how it works. She said (not knowing what should have been said) to go hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. He did this. The next morning when his Mother asked what he saw, this is what he said.:
"Sis and her boyfriend stayed up and talked a while. Then, he turned off the lights and started hugging and kissing her. I figured Sis must be getting sick because she started looking real funny and kept on moaning.I guess he thought so, too, because he put his hand under her shirt to feel her heart like the doctor does. He must be alot stupider than the doctor, though, because it took him a while to find the heart beat. Then I guess he must of gotten sick too, because pretty soon he was all out of breath. His other hand must of gotten cold because he put it up her skirt. About this time Sis got worse. She started to moan louder and squirm around. They slid down to the end of the couch. This ws when the fever started.I know it was a fever because Sis said she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them both sick. It was an eel! A big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It jumped out of his pants and stood there- 10 inches long- honest! When Sis saw it, she got really scared and her eyes got real wide. She started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest on Earth she had ever seen. Sis got brave and tried to kill it by biting it's head off. All of the sudden, she made a noise and let go of it. I guess it bit her back. She grabed it and held it tight while the boyfriend took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis laid back and spread her legs to get a sissor lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.
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