Parking the car

A little boy and a girl were playing in a sand box when the boy pulls down his pants and says "look what i've got" the girl asks "what is it?" the little boy doesn't know then the girl pulls her pants down and says look what ive got the boy asks "what is it" the girl says "i don't know" so the boy goes home and asks his dad whats this and pulls down his pants the dad says thats a car park it in any garage that you want to. the little girl asks her mom and she says that's a garage don't let anybody park their car there.

The next day the little girl comes home to her mom with blood all over her and her pants pulled down her mom asks what happened and the girl says "someone tried to park their car in my garage so i pulled there two back wheels off"
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