Sandwich

There was a young boy called tom, and his older brother mike shared a bedroom. They had a bunk bed, and mike being older was on top bunk.
Mike had his girlfriend over, and they made up words so that tom wouldn't know what they were doing.

The were calling each others parts, cucumber, and tomato.

They were groaning,

'oh i love your cumumber'

'i love your tomatoe'

Tom wakes up and says:

'Mike stop making sandwiches ur getting Mayonnaise on my head!
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