The Quiz A teacher had a habit of giving all the children in his class a question on Friday, and if they could answer it correctly, he would let them have the next monday off from school. So one Friday in class he asked the question...
"How many buckets of water will fill the pacific ocean?"
Little Mikes hand shot up...
"1,347,483,000"
"i'm sorry thats wrong" said the teacher, and Mike sat down. Then next Friday rolled around, and the teacher asked...
"How many buckets of sand will fil the grand canyon?"
Again Mikes hand shot up...
"1,465,907,375,037" he said confidently
"I'm sorry thats wrong" said the teacher.
So the next thursday, mike take 2 pool balls, dips them in black paint, and lets them dry overnight. Friday, he brings them to school. And just before the teacher asks the question, mike rolls the balls down the asile, hitting the teacher in the feet.
"OK, WHOS THE COMEDIAN WITH THE 2 BLACK BALLS" the teacher demanded..
Mike proudly stood up and said
"Chris Rock, See you on Tuesday". | |
