Definitly "O.K. children...", Mrs. Waters told her class one day, "today we're going to learn the word definitly and use it in a sentence. Def-in-it-ly... can you say that?"
"Def-in-it-ly", the class said several times.
"Very good. Now who can use it in a sentence?", she asked next.
Little Lucy raised her hand.
"Yes Lucy?"
"Trees are definitly green", she said.
"No, I'm afriad that's wrong... trees can be yellow or brown in the fall", she said.
Little Frank raised his hand.
"Yes Frank?"
"The sky is definitly blue", he said.
"No... I'm afraid that's wrong also. The sky can also be gray or pink", she said.
Then little Justin raised his hand.
"Yes Justin?"
"Does a fart have lumps?", he asked.
"Why... NO!", the teacher answered, outraged.
"O.K. then I definitly shit in my pants!", he said. | |
