Learnig English

There was a chineese who wanted to learn english so he went to an apra and he learned "me me me" then he went to a restarant and learned "forks and knives forks and knives" then he went to a gum ball machine and learned "gummy gummy gum drops" then he went to his new home and say an english T.V. comercal and learned "plug it in plug it in" then he say his neighbors house getting robed and the police cam and asked him do you know who did this the chineese said "me me me" the police asked with what and the chineese said "foks and knives forks and knives" the police said your going to jail the chineese said "gummy gummy gum drops" the police said now your getting the eletric chair and the chineese said "plug it in plug it in".
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