Johnny and his teacher

Once there was a boy named Johnny Doitharder. He was staying after school for math lessons from his teacher. When the teacher sat down at her desk, Johnny said "Teacher, take off yopur shoes." "No" she replied He said "Then I'll tell my dad and he'll tell the principal, and you'll get fired. "OK then." Teacher, take off your shirt. "No" "Then I'll tell my dad and" "Okay, okay." Then she took off her shirt. "Teacher, take off your skirt. "Okay. Only since I don't want to get fired." The boy replied "Okay then, take off the rest of your clothes and lay on the desk." "Fine." So she laid down on her desk. Johnny got on top of her and they started to have sex. The principal walked in and said " JOHNNY DOITHARDER" "JOHNNY DO-IT-HARDER!"!!! The little boy replied "I'm trying, I'm trying!
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