Bad Kid

One day at school a boy was being bad so his teacher told him to write down 5 words so when he went home he heard his mom on the phone when she said shut up so he wrote that word down then his brother was playing nintendo and he suddenly said Superman! so he wrote that down. The sisters boyfriend then said come on baby lets go so he wrote that down. The grandpa was sitting on the toilet and the boy herad him singing I live on top of the toilet,I live on top of the toilet so he wrote that down and then the last thing he heard was from his sister brushing her hair saying ooh that feels good so he wrote that down. The next morning when the boy got to school the teachers like, "so do you have your five words and the boy said "Shut up" and then she said who do you think you are and he said "Superman" She then said you're going to the principles office so he said "come on baby lets go" When he got to the principles office the principle said where do you live boy? and the boy said I live on top of the toilet, I live on top of the toilet and then the principle said you deserve a spanking and so he gave the boy a spanking and the boy said ooh that feels good!
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