Three Wishes

A guy finds a magic lamp and a genie comes out.
He says I'll give you three wishes but, your mother in law gets double of everything you get.

So first he wishes for 1 million dollars so his mother in law gets 2 million dollars. Then he wishes for 1,000 acers of beautiful land so his mother in law gets 2,000 acers of land. For my last wish I want you to beat me half to death. You know what happens.
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