Two men in a boat

Bob and joe are fishing in a boat. bob pulls up a lamp on his line. a genie pops out and said he would give bob one wish. bob said to turn the lake into beer. the genie granted his wish. bob turned to joe and asked,"what do ya think?" joe said,"i think you're an asshole! now we gotta piss in the boat!"
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