I hate lawyers

One day a man (who hates lawyers)found a lamp along the beach.he rubbed it and a genie popped out.she said,"i will give you three wishes....but there is a catch!"the man said,"a catch?"the genie said,"yes,whatever you wish for every lawyer gets double."he said,"ok... my first wish will be.....a ferrari!"poof!now every lawyer has 2 ferraris"i have always wanted to
have a million dollars !"poof! now every lawyer has 2 million dollars.ummmm....i have always wanted to donate a kidney?poof!

now every lawyer has donated two kidneys!
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