Genie on the beach | One day, a couple was walking along the beach and fighting. Then the man got mad and kicked a bottle. Out of it came a genie. The genie said "You each get 1 wish and because the man kicked the bottle, you get to make a second wish, but your wife gets the same thing as you wish for". So the woman made her first wish. "I wish that I had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars". POOF!!! she got her money. then the man made his wish. "I wish for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars". POOF!!! he got his money. Finally, he had to make his wish for the both of them. He didn't really like his wife so he had to make it bad for her. Hmmmm. he thought for a moment then he said. "I wish I can have sex with the prettiest woman non-stop for 50 years. POOF!!! He was in a bes, having sex with a lady - and so was his wife | |
