Wishes

One day Buddy and Ruddy come upon a genie. The genie says, "You EACH get three wishes." So Buddy wishes, "I wish for all the beautiful women in the state." The genie grants that. Then Ruddy says, "I wish for a million dollars." The genie grants that. Then Buddy wishes, "I want all the beautiful women in the COUNTRY." The genie grants that." Then Ruddy wishes, "I would like a Harley Davidson motorcycle." So the genie grants that. Then Buddy wishes, "I wish for all the women in th WORLD!" The genie hesitates and grants that. Then Ruddy wishes, "I wish that Buddy was a woman."
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