Genie of the impossible
|One day a man was walking down the beach and came upon an old lamp. remembering the stories of how these lamps contain genies, he began to rub it and out popped a genie. the genie,looking annoyed, said "you are the fifth person this month to awaken me and i am tired of granting wishes. i am going to grant you only one wish so make it a good one".the man pondered for a moment and finally spoke, "i like to travel to hawaii so build me my own personnel bridge there". the genie, in a bewildered voice said "you must be crazy, it is impossible to build a bridge across the pacific ocean. do you realize how deep the water is? there would be no where to anchor the bridge supports. you must make another wish". |
the man thinks for a few minutes and then turns to the genie and asks "well then, tell me the secret to satisfying women. i want to know how to keep them happy and content".
the genie looks at the man and says " do you want that bridge four lanes or six lanes.