Lost (Must See)

Three guys are coming back from a hunting trip, when thier truck breaks down. The 1st guy says I think I saw a farm house back down the road about a mile. So they start walking and by the time they get thier it's getting dark. They ask the lady that lives in the house if they can use her phone, she says "I ain't got a phone but yer welcome to stay here for the night, as long as you don't make fun of my son because he don't have any ears"

So they are all siting around the T.V. with thier own section of the newspaper. The first guy looks up at the boy and says "take care of your teeth because when you get old like me you won't have any"


The second guy looks up over the section of news paper he has and says "boy...you better take good care of your hair because when you get old like me you won't have any"


So then the third guy looks up at the boy and says "boy you better take good care of your eyes because when you get old you won't be able to wear glasses because you ain't got no ears".
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