Racing bears

Two friends are out squirrel hunting whennthey encounter an angry bear. The bear is coming toward them and they know they can't stop it with their squirrel guns.
The first hunter says "What are you going to do?

The second hunter says "I'm going to run like hell"

The first hunter says "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!

The second hunter says "I don't have to outrun that bear. I only have to outrun YOU!
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