The distress call

Two guys were out hunting and they got lost.

The first guy says to the second guy, "What do you think we should do?"


The second guy says, "Let's fire three shots into the air. It's the international distress code."


They fire three shots into the air, wait an hour, and nobody comes. The first guy says to the second guy, "What do you think we should do now?"


The second guy says, "Let's fire three more shots into the air."


They fire three more shots into the air, wait an hour, and nobody comes. The first guy says, "What do you think we should do now?"


The second guy says, "Let's fire three more shots into the air."


The first guy says, "Well I sure hope someone comes soon, these are my last three arrows!".
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