Two hunting bats

Two bats were out one night looking for blood, but after a few hours of unsuccessful huntingthey decided to go home.In the wee hours of the morning, one of the bats was so hungry he had to go out hunting again.An hour later he came back all covered in blood.
'Where did you get that blood ?'said the other bat, full of enevy.

'Come and I'll show you.'So out they went into the night.

'See that tree over there?'said the bat covered in blood.

'Yeah.'

'Well I didn't!'
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