Kill the bald guy?

Once there were three babys still inside the uterus of their mother.
They were all talking and wondering what each other was going to be when they grew up.

The first baby said, "I want to be a fireman so I can put fires out."

The next said, "I want to be a carpenter so I can fix this place up."

The last one said, "I want to be a hunter so I can kill that bald headed bastard that keeps popping in and out of here!".
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