No Tie - Oh Well

Two guys decide to go to a newer restaurant they had been hearing good things about.
Upon being greeted at the front door they were promptly informed that they would not be allowed to enter since neither of them had a tie on.

While walking back to the car the driver remembers that there was a tie he had left in the trunk some time back.

He opens the trunk and sure enough - He finds the tie, his friend says - Well - what about me?

While the first guy is putting his tie on, He jokes to the other - why not just wrap those jumper cables around your neck - and for whatever reason the second guy agrees.

They walk back in and the host says: "Alright guys - your catching me in a good mood, I'll go ahead and seat you - but you listen good.

You two better not start nothin!"
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