The New Dip

There was a guy he was at a baseball game....
this man had terrible lepercy and his back was filled with pus and blood and all that...

well the guy beside him kept throwing up...

so the man with the disease said "i am sorry i know its me i will go"

the man looked at him and said "no its not you, you can stay"

the man with the disease said ok so he sat back down

later the man threw up again and the man with lepercy said "i will go i am sorry"

the other manh said no its not you just stay its ok" so the man stayed

then like 10 min. the man threw up again and the man with the disease said ok enough i am gonna go now. the other man said no don't go its not you just let me explain...the guy behind my keeps dipping his chips in you back...
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