Chocolate ice cream A lady walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk told the lady "Miss, we are all out of chocolate ice cream."
The lady says "Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream."
The clerk says "Miss, I just told you we are all out of chocolate ice cream."
The lady says "Oh, okay. Give me a half gallon of chocolate ice cream."
The clerk had finally had it. He said "Miss, can you spell the van in vanilla?"
The lady looked puzzled but answered "Yes, v a n."
The clerk said, "Very good. Now can you spell the straw in strawberry?"
The lady still looked puzzled but answered "Yes, s t r a w."
The clerk said, "Very good. Now can you spell the f in chocolate?"
The lady answered, "There ain't no f in chocolate."
The clerk replied, "That's what I'v been trying to tell you!" | |
