Arthritic Thumb | A man sits down at a diner counter and, when the waitress arrives, orders a bowl of chili. The waitress brings the chili but, the man notices, her thumb is in the chili. "Uh, ma'am", asks the customer, "may I ask what your thumb is doing in my bowl of chili"? "Well", answers the waitress, "I went to the doctor today, and he said I have arthritis in my thumb.....and to keep it in something warm every chance I got". Outraged, the customer retorts, "Well, then....why don't you shove it up your fin' ass??" The waitress smiles, and says, "I DO when I'm back in the kitchen". | |