Hot sauce

This man could not get his daughter to scream. She would not even scream when she was mad. So a man put a poster outside of his house that said, "If you can make my daughter scream you will get $5,000!" A white man, a black man, and a chianeese man went to the house and took a shot at it.The white man went in, and the father heard no scream. The black man went in, and the father heard no scream again. So the chianeese man went in, and the father heard the loudest scream he had ever heard. The fater said, "My daughter never screams. How did you make her scream?" The chianeese man said, "Me chianeese me play trick me put hot sauce on my dick"
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