Little Johnny McCall

There was a little boy and his grandfather going fishing one day. The little boy and grandfather were sitting there and his grandfather pulled out a pack and got a chew of tobacco. The little boy said grandpa can I have some of that he grandpa asks can ur dick touch ur ass he says no his grandpa says then u can't have any. Later on his grandpa pulls a beer out of his cooler and starts drinking it the little boy asks for some his grandpa says can ur dick touch ur ass he says no and his grandpa says u can't have any then. It was getting late into the day and they were both getting hungry and the little boy pulls out a bag of cookies and starts eatting them his grandpa asks for one the boy asks his grandpa can ur dick touch ur ass his grandpa says sure it can the little boy says good go fuck ur self grandma made these cookies for me.
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