Dad and son | One day, a little boy and his dad went fishing down at the lake. they were sitting there for a while without catching anything when the boys dad pulls out a beer and starts drinking it. "can i have a sip of that father?" asked the little boy. his father replied "does your dick touch your ass?" "no" the little boy answered. "then you can't have any beer"his father added. a little while later his father pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it. "can i have a puff?" asked the little boy.his father replied "does your dick touch your ass?" "no" the boy answered. "then you cant smoke my cigar" the father added. after a while the boy hooks a big fish and starts to real it in. once it was realed all the way in they realized that it was not a fish, but it was a big wodden box. they opened the box to out find that it was full of money. "can i have some of your money son?" asked the boys father. the boy replied "does your dick touch your ass?". "yes" his father answered. the little boy concluded "well then go f yourself". | |
