Little johnny | On little johnny,s 9th birthday his grandpa said" johnny for your birthday i'm finally gonna let you go fishing with me, but you better be ready at 5 tomorrow morning." so johnny woke up at three and got ready while his mother made him a huge lunch. she put sandwiches, chips, sodas, all kinds of stuff. so johnny waits on the porch, & finally his grandpa pulls up and their off! a couple of hours pass as their on the boat fishing, and johnny heres a can open turns and says "hey grandpa get have some of that beer" his grandpa says "well johnny, does your dick touch your asshole." johnny says no and granpa says "well then you can't have none of this beer." time passes and johnny hears granpa spit so johnny asks "hey granpa, can i have some of that chewin' tobacca'" grandpa says "well johnny does your dick touch your asshole" johnny says no so grandpa replys "well then you ain't gettin'none of this tobacca". well johnny gets hungry and rolls out his huge lunch his mother packed and starts eating, well grandpa sees his lunch and asks "hey johnny, can i get some of that their lunch" johnny says well gandpa does your dick touch your asshole" and grandpa says "well actually it does" so johnny says "good, go fuck yourself cause you ain't gettin' none of this lunch! | |
