Ohio River | A Buckeye and a Briar were night fishin on opposite sides of the Ohio river. The Buckeye was pulling in a load of fish and the Briar couldn't even get nibble. The Briar yells across the river " What kinda bait are ye usen" , Buckeye yells back "Night crawlers". Briar: "Thats what I'ma usen" Buckye: "Why don't ya come over this side and fish then?" Briar: "Taint no bridge fer twenty mile in either direction. Buckeye: "Well, tell ya what I'll do. I'll flash this spotlight across the river and you can walk across on the beam." Briar: "You must take me to be pretty stupid, I knows once I get half ways across you'ins will turn out the light." | |
