5 Signs You Might Be A Hillbilly

5 Signs You Might Be A Redneck

5. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

4. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

3. The Salvation Army declined your mattress.

2. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

1. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.


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