You might be a redneck if... You think harass is two words
You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH
You see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your pants up
You think the four food groups are Beer, Hotdogs, Pizza, and Hot wings
Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale
Your nieghbors think your a detective because the cops always bring you home
You think a quarterhorse is a ride outside of Wal-Mart. | |
