School Daze One day a nursery school teacher says to the class, "Who can
use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?
A little girl jumps up and says... "The sky is definitely
blue!" The teacher
replies, "Oh Sorry Amy, but the sky can
also be gray, or orange..."
A little boy quickly says..."Trees are definitely green!"
Teacher replies,
"Oh Sorry Michael, but in the autumn the
trees change color..."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and shouts,
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course
not!!!"
"Then I have DEFINITELY shit my pants!" | |
