George Michael and Michael Jackson
|Michael Jackson was in a room bumming George Michael. Suddenly Michael Jackson said 'I have to go now, but i'll be back in five minutes, whatever you do don't wank.' At that, Michael left. |
Five minutes later Michael returned to find cum all over the ceiling and walls. 'What the hell happened here, I told you not to wank.' But George replied 'I didn't; I farted'