Posh & Becks

David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went
> riding.

> Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down

> out

> of

> control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good.

> With

> his

> foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground. His head

> continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or even

> slow

> down.

>

> Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving

> up

> hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager came along and

> unplugged it.
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