Posh & Becks 3

David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the
> kitchen

> department of a large department store. "What's that?" he asks.

>

> "A Thermos flask," replies the assistant. "What does it do?" asks

> Becks.

> The

> assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

>

> Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next

> training

> session.

>

> "Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos

> flask."

> The lads are impressed. "What does it do?" they ask. "It keeps hot

> things

> hot and cold things cold,"says David.

>

> "And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane.

>

> "Two cups of coffee and a choc ice," replies David.
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