Misadventures in the woods One day Little Red Riding Hood decided to go to Grandmothers house when she was stopped by her mother, heading out the door.
Her mom says, "Red, you better be careful out there, the Big Bad Wolf might find you, and he'll flip up your little red dress, pull down your little red panty's, and bang your little red socks off."
Red smiles "Don't worry mom, i'll be alright."
She dosen't get within a mile to her grandma's house, and suddenly stopped, by the rabbit.
The rabbit says, "Red, watch out, the wolf's after you, and he'll flip up your little red dress, pull down your little red panty's, and bang your little red socks off."
Red smiles and says "Don't worry rabbit, i'll be careful."
A little closer to grandma's house until she was stopped again, this time, the squirrel pops out of the bushes and runs out of breath to her.
He says "Red, you better run, the wolf is near, and he'll pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panty's and bang your little red socks off."
Red becomes angry, and says "Don't worry, i'll be fine."
Red stops for a second to cool off, and looks over her left shoulder to find the wolf starring at her. He walks over to her and says, "Red, i warned you, i've got you where i want you, and now im going to flip up your little red dress, pull down your little red panty's and bang your little red socks off."
So he throws her on the ground and flips up her little red dress and pauses. He looks up to find Red with a gun in her hand.
She points it directly at his head and says "No wolf, your going to eat me like the book says." | |
