What a liar One day air force one crashed on a farm. quickly the fbi came to investigate. they knew there were no survivors. they looked frantically through the wreckage to try and find the presidents body but it was no where to be found. there were only a few security guards. maybe the president hadn't died. maybe he had gotten out and went to get some help. in the next field over there was a farmer plowing his field like nothing had even happened. they quickly ran over to him.
fbi agent: excuse me sir, did you see that plane crash over there?
farmer: yessiree i certianly did.
fbi agent: did you see anyone get up and walk away?
farmer: nope, i buried them all this morning. didn't wantem stinkin up the place.
fbi agent: did you realize the president was on that plane?
farmer: yep, buried him too
fbi agent: you buried the president?
farmer: well he kept saying he was still alive but you know what a liar he is! | |
