Penis van lesbian

Guy walks into movie studio asking for a movie career.
director says well u have everything we are looking for, u have had experience u have the look so wats ur name?

man answers penis van lesbian

sorry we cannot empoy u , u r gonna have to change ur name,

no van lesbian has been in my family for generations,no way.

so guy walks out

3 YEARS LATER.

director recieves a cheque for 50 grand with a note saying i thought about what u said about changing my name so i changed it to the following.


dick van dike

i am thinking of u
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