Posh & Becks posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six > o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the > Clifton > Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. > > Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!" > to > which Beckham replies "5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." So they > shake > hands on the bet and continue watching. > > Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. > Beckham > takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she > refuses. > "I > can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating. > I > saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump." > > "No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and > square. I > was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I > just > didn't think he would do it again." | |