Arnie and jackson

Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in an airplane. There are lots of kids on the plane with them.
Suddenly an engine catches fire. The plane is going to crash. Realising this, Arnie and Michael grab the only two parachutes on the plane.

"What about the kids?" asks Michael

"F**k the kids" Arnie replies

Michael thinks for a moment and says

"Do you think we have time?"
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