Statue

One day a guy was taking a shower. He relized he forgot his towel in the drayer and ran down the hall. 3 girls were walking down the hall also, so he posed as a statue, with a bar of soap in his hand. then the girls walked up to him and the brunete to the brown haired girl to touch the penis. the brown haired girl jerked it, and the guy grunted, squeezing his sopa, and he dropped half. the brown said "Hey! A soap dispenser"
so the brunete got dared the same thing by the blonde, and she did it, jerked his cock, and the other half slid out of his hand.

Then the blonde got dared, she played with the penis a bit, and jerked it. he cummed in her hand and she replied:"Hey! it's Liquid Soap"
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