JUUUUUUUMMMPPP

A blond, a brunet, and a red head were on top of a burning building. The fire men hold up a net for them to fall in. The fire man says to the brunet, "Jump, jump, we'll catch you." so she jumps, they move away, and she falls on the side walk and dies, then the red head comes up, and the fire man says"Jump, jump" and the red head says,"No, i saw what you did to the brunet." then the fire man says,"No we just dont like brunets, but we really like red heads." so she jumps and falls, and dies on the side walks. Then the blond comes up and the fire man says,"jump, jump." then the blond says,"No, i saw what you did to the brunet and red head." then the fire man says"No we just dont like brunets and red heads, but we really like blonds, jump." so she THINKS and says,"ok, put the net on the ground and step away.
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