The Blonde Heist

Three women(a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde)got caught for heisting a bank.They went to trial and were all sentenced to death by the shooting squad.As the squad was ready to shoot, the general shouted:"Ready,set,...",and the redhead shouts:"Hurricane!!".The squad dropped their guns and ran for cover.The brunette was next and the general says:"Ready,set,...",and the brunette shouts:"Tornado!!".The squad once again drops their guns and runs for shelter.As the blonde is about to get shot,the general says:"Ready ,set,..." and the blonde yells:"Fire!!!".
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