The lottery blonde

One day there was a blonde that had a quarter. When she saw a soda dispencer she put in a quarter and puched a button. she was sooo excited when a soda came out. With her joy she went to get more quarters. When she came back she was putting in quarters in the machine and was getting sodas. When a man step to get a soda he waited behind her for 5 minutes. Then he ask if he can give it a try. She turrned a shouted at him "CAN'T YOU SEE IM WINNING."
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