Shop Electric

One day a blonde went into Shop Electric and said to the man "Could I buy this TV please?"
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes"The man said.

So off she went home and put on a brown wig.She went into the shop again and asked to buy the TV again.The same thing happened again.He told her they didnt sell to blondes.So she went home, got changed, put on different clothes and changed her make-up.Off she went to Shop Electric again."Could I buy this TV?"She said again.

"No, we dont sell to blondes."

"How do you know Im a blonde?" She said

"Cos thats a Microwave,not a TV!" The man said.
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